I SEE THESE ALL THE FUCKING TIME AND IT BUGS THE FUCK OUT OF ME.
IT EVEN DOES THE THING
Fun fact: These are apparently bacteria on your eye that you see when you’re focused enough, just like seeing them under a microscope!
And they said we couldn’t see microbes with the naked eye.
"Oh, squiggly line in my eye fluid. I see you lurking there on the periphery of my vision. But when I try to look at you, you scurry away. Are you shy, squiggly line? Why only when I ignore you, do you return to the center of my eye? Oh, squiggly line, it’s alright, you are forgiven."
These are not bacteria these are floaters
seduce me with film references
"OGRES ARE LIKE ONIONS! THEY HAVE LAYERS."
Why I hate going on Facebook.
WTF… this is why I am so ashamed of humanity sometimes…. & THESE IGNORANT MEN… need to get their dick chopped off. Sorry for the vulgar language but this makes me sick. The only causes of rape is because of RAPISTS, period.
"Dress like ladys weman"
An obvious typo of Gladys Weman, inventor of MacePants
but we don’t need feminism at all nope nope not even a bit
8 year old boys obviously dress too slutty. Those damn soccer cleats were just so irresistible, huh?
"the main cause of rape is women saying no"
oh man, i never thought of it that way, this changes everything! does this mean that the main cause of robbery is people being too attached to their possessions? is the main cause of murder people resisting death? oh and i’ll bet this means the main cause of kidnapping is kids just being so damn cute. thank you, man on the internet. now if you’ll excuse me, i’m going to be sick.
me coming back to mcdonalds in the same day
I’m a 21 year old chubby nerdy guy…
Sorry guys, I’m taken. Here’s my boyfriend’s blog.
ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older men